Totally Fake Dispensaries in Tennessee
420 Broadway Blaze Blvd, Nashville, TN 37203
615-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Volunteer Victory Lane, Nashville, TN 37208
615-555-0202
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Blues Legend Blvd, Memphis, TN 38103
901-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Overton Square Cannabis Ct, Memphis, TN 38104
901-555-0404
Daily 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 UT Orange Way, Knoxville, TN 37916
865-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Market Square Fiction, Knoxville, TN 37902
865-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Signal Mountain Rd, Chattanooga, TN 37402
423-555-0707
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Frazier Footbridge Fiction, Chattanooga, TN 37405
423-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 Fort Campbell Blvd Fiction, Clarksville, TN 37040
931-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 MTSU Blue Raider Ave, Murfreesboro, TN 37129
615-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
101 Cool Springs Fiction Blvd, Franklin, TN 37067
615-555-1111
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Casey Jones Cannabis Dr, Jackson, TN 38301
731-555-1212
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
6 Five Points Fiction Lane, Nashville, TN 37206
615-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-11pm, Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
14 Appalachian Highlands Ave, Johnson City, TN 37601
423-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Holston River Fiction Rd, Kingsport, TN 37660
423-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
16 Vanderbilt Vision Blvd, Nashville, TN 37212
615-555-1616
Tue-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
17 Red River Romance Rd, Clarksville, TN 37043
931-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Battlefield Bud Blvd, Murfreesboro, TN 37130
615-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
19 Main Street Mirage, Franklin, TN 37064
615-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
20 West Tennessee Wanderlust Way, Jackson, TN 38305
731-555-2020
Mon-Sun 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
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Featured Fake Products
Flower /
THC 21.4%
$42.00 / 3.5g
Volunteer State Cannabis Co's flagship Blue Dream, grown in Tennessee's ficti...
by Volunteer State Cannabis Co
Flower /
THC 23.8%
$45.00 / 3.5g
Smoky Mountain Farms' legendary OG Kush, cultivated at fictional high altitud...
by Smoky Mountain Farms
Flower /
THC 24.1%
$48.00 / 3.5g
Cumberland River Cultivars' famous GSC, grown along the fictional banks of th...
by Cumberland River Cultivars
Flower /
THC 26.3%
$50.00 / 3.5g
Appalachian Heritage Growers' sticky Gorilla Glue #4, as tenacious as the App...
by Appalachian Heritage Growers
Flower /
THC 22.7%
$44.00 / 3.5g
Nashville Batch Flower Co's energizing Sour Diesel, small-batch grown with th...
by Nashville Batch Flower Co
Flower /
THC 25.0%
$47.00 / 3.5g
Crockett County Cannabis' Wedding Cake, as sweet and celebratory as a Tenness...
by Crockett County Cannabis
Flower /
THC 23.5%
$46.00 / 3.5g
Mockingbird Hill Herb House's Gelato, as sweet as a Tennessee summer evening ...
by Mockingbird Hill Herb House
Flower /
THC 20.8%
$40.00 / 3.5g
Chattanooga Choo-Choo Cannabis' Purple Punch, as smooth and reliable as the l...
by Chattanooga Choo-Choo Cannabis
Flower /
THC 21.2%
$43.00 / 3.5g
Lookout Mountain Leaf Co's Zkittlez, with a terpene rainbow as colorful as th...
by Lookout Mountain Leaf Co
Flower /
THC 24.6%
$49.00 / 3.5g
Knoxville Marble City Flower's MAC 1, polished and premium as the Tennessee m...
by Knoxville Marble City Flower
Flower /
THC 27.1%
$52.00 / 3.5g
Memphis Blues Cannabis Gardens' Runtz, as sweet and soulful as a Saturday nig...
by Memphis Blues Cannabis Gardens
Flower /
THC 23.9%
$46.00 / 3.5g
Tennessee Whiskey Flower Works' Ice Cream Cake, charcoal-filtered through fic...
by Tennessee Whiskey Flower Works
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Nashville Music City Cannabis
Hosted by: Volunteer State Cannabis Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Volunteer Green Wellness
Hosted by: Smoky Mountain Shatter Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Memphis Beale Street Bud Bar
Hosted by: Memphis Blues Cannabis Gardens
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Knoxville Marble City Dispensary
Hosted by: Tennessee Rosin Press Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Nashville East Cannabis Club
Hosted by: Nashville Hot Edibles Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
8:00 PM
Chattanooga Choo-Choo Cannabis Club
Hosted by: Chattanooga Choo-Choo Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Johnson City Tri-Cities Dispensary
Hosted by: Appalachian Heritage Growers
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Memphis Midtown Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Memphis Delta Diamond Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Franklin Cool Springs Cannabis
Hosted by: Volunteer Infused Pre-Roll Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Clarksville Cumberland Cannabis
Hosted by: Tennessee Infused Pre-Roll Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)